She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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