i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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