i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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