you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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