from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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