Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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