My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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