Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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