I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The adults are the big ones right?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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