Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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