How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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