I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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