I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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