she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
