sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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