Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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