Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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