He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My life is pants optional.
Randomize
