Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
