whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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