Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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