come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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