Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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