And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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