oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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