Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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