he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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