They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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