I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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