when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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