your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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