so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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