they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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