her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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