I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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