how can u be prego again
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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