yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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