You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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