Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
not ubering you a puppy
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