I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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