never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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