I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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