I'm jealous of your bromance
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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