You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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