Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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