Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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