ya dads aren't the best wingmen
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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