Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"