tell your sister to shave her snatch
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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