its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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