I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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