When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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