He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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