i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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