Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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