textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Are we still banned from the library?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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