so that wasnt chicken after all
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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